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Can You do The Chicken Dance

1. Anyone who's not chicken, stand in a circle facing each other. 2. When the music starts, hold your hands out in front of you and open and close them like a chicken beak four times. 3. Put your thumbs in your armpits and flap your wings four times. 4. Place your arms and hands like the tail feathers of a chicken and wiggle down to the floor four times. 5. Clap four times. 6. Repeat steps 1-5 four times. 7. After the fourth time take the hands of the people on either side of you and everyone move in a circle. 8. When you get dizzy, switch directions. 9. Repeat until the end of the music or until you've had enough fun. If you look something like the chook in the picture, you're doing it right!......hehehehe!!

Chicken & Egg Jokes Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the lights turned GREEN you silly duffer!! Q: What time do hens get up? A: The quack of dawn! Q: How do eggs sell newspapers? A: Eggstra, Eggstra, Read All About It! Q: What did the egg do when the other egg told it a joke? A: It cracked up! Q: Why did the Egg hide? A: He was a little chicken! Q: What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange? A: Look what marmalade! Q: What's the difference between a 'soldier' and a fireman? A:You can't dip a fireman in an egg (Note: when you cut your toast in long strips, they are called 'soldiers') Knock, Knock. Who's there? Egbert. Egbert Who? Egg but no bacon! A husband wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to separate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall! There were two eggs being boiled in a saucepan. One egg said 'owch it's hot in here...' The other egg screemed 'arghhhh!! A talking egg!!' Back to the Top

Kidz Fun Game

Hi!, I’m the Script Critter (Below). Please give me food, and keep my cage clean. I don’t like to be hit very much, so keep the smacks low. If you poke me too much, you could hurt my eye's. If I get sick, you have to give me some medicine so I can get better. Oh, I love to be scratched, but the thing I need most, is lots of attention, so don’t leave me alone for too long. Have FUN playing my game.

The Script Critter
	Life Status Critter Options Critter Treats Peaches

Kids Games and Kids Internet Resources Cyberkidz - Try this fun Internet safety quiz from Cyberkidz. FKBKO - For Kids By Kids Online - FKBKO is an Internet safety education resource for children, schools, and parents. Try the fun online games.  Internet Safety Hangman - Quia - Internet safety hangman. Fun hangman game with Internet safety questions.  Internet Safety Quiz - A quick Internet safety quiz provided by KidsEdge.  KidsCom Jr - Play Iggey and Raser's Internet safety game.  KidsCom - Try the Internet safety game provided by Kids Com. Play for fun or for points.  KidShield Safety Quiz - KidShield provides two online quizzes - A junior safety quiz (ages 5-12) and a teen safety quiz (ages 13 and up).  NetSmartz Kids - Nummerous games and online fun to be found at the NetSmartz Kids site.  NetSmartz Kids For Teens - Internet safety games designed for teens.  ParentsTalk - Preschool Internet safety game.  Safety Quiz - Safety quiz provided by Missingkids.com  Stay Safe Online - Join Tara Lipinski and Shaquille O'Neil in this Internet safety game.   Surf Swell Island - Disney Online: Help Mickey and the gang surf safely on vacation!  BrainPOP - Health, Science, Technology, Math, English Animation and Educational Site for Kids. - Animated movies, comic strips, activity pages and 24 hour homework assistance via email for Kids. Child Find Canada - Online Intenet safety challenge. Elmer The Safety Elephant - Games, coloring pages and downloads for children in the primary grades (K-3) with the Canada Safety Councils child safety character Elmer the Safety Elephant. The Wild Place - Internet Safety quiz for kids from - the Wild Place at the Richland County Public Library.

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